Today, knowing that the girl I broke up with last night goes crazy after breakups, I threw away my hair products, thinking she switched them with Nair. She didn’t… but she did use the key I keep under a flowerpot to take all of my clothes and burn them on my lawn while I was at work. FML
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hahaha this happened to my teacher. his girlfriend showed him a photo album of what their babies would look like (like...
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