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Today I was riding on the Moscow metro. My friend and I were joking around in English about taking a nap on the nerdy business man next to me. As we laugh and made sexual comments about him that we thought he couldn’t understand, he asks me “First time in Moscow?” FML

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    FUCKING HATE THIS STUPID SHIT. ENGLISH IS SPOKEN FUCKING EVERYWHERE! WHY WOULD YOU THINK THEY WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND YOU!?...
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    remember one time...understand them when they spoke about
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    Happened to me before....car with my sister...my childhood...
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